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So, Shuttle attacks Teneighty, secure in the knowledge he has a regain all stamina vial and some wafers tucked up in his coracle. Then the coracle gets stolen. Then he gets summoned. Then.......
 
*w,k kk f wp
Natural cavern.
*w,k kk f wp
Passage.
*w,k kk f wp
Passage.
*w,k kk f wp
Goblin lair.
The door is open. 
*w,k kk f wp
Passage.
An exceptionally large goblin (goblin10) stands provocatively before you.
The exceptionally large goblin10 is carrying a tapestry0. The door is open. 
Teneighty the sorcerer is here wearing a cape and a ring6, and carrying a
baton, a firestone0, a cowl, a bag0, a hedgehog, a key2 and a knife0.
The exceptionally large goblin10 is fighting Teneighty the sorcerer.
*You attack Teneighty the sorcerer, using the dagger0 as a weapon.
Teneighty the sorcerer is using the knife0 to fight at the moment.
*You hit Teneighty the sorcerer (1-4).
Teneighty the sorcerer looks superficially injured.
Teneighty the sorcerer misses you.
*Teneighty the sorcerer laughs.
*Teneighty the sorcerer looks at you.
Teneighty the sorcerer looks at the exceptionally large goblin10.
*You spot a smallish, yet heavy-looking tapestry, depicting scenes from
famous goblin battles. 
*You hear a parried blow, as the exceptionally large goblin10 misses
Teneighty the sorcerer.
You hear a parried blow, as Teneighty the sorcerer misses the exceptionally
large goblin10 with his knife0.
*A frayed, dusty monk's cowl has been abandoned here. 
*cripple kk
Your spell failed!
It works on you instead!
You have suddenly and magically become crippled!
*gt
Tapestry0 taken.
Cowl taken.
*You hit Teneighty the sorcerer (1-4).
Teneighty the sorcerer looks superficially injured.
Teneighty the sorcerer hits you (95/111).
*You hear fast movement, as the exceptionally large goblin10 misses
Teneighty the sorcerer.
You hear a dull thud, as Teneighty the sorcerer hits the exceptionally large
goblin10 with his knife0.
*You miss Teneighty the sorcerer.
Teneighty the sorcerer hits you (88/111).
You hear fast movement, as the exceptionally large goblin10 misses Teneighty
the sorcerer.
You hear a grinding noise, as Teneighty the sorcerer hits the exceptionally
large goblin10 with his knife0.
The exceptionally large goblin10 has just passed on.
*Teneighty the sorcerer makes some magical gestures.
*Teneighty the sorcerer makes some magical gestures.
*dr cowl f cc
Cowl inserted in coracle.
*Teneighty the sorcerer makes some magical gestures.
*Teneighty the sorcerer makes some magical gestures.
*Teneighty the sorcerer makes some magical gestures.
*You miss Teneighty the sorcerer.
Teneighty the sorcerer hits you (86/111).
*cripple kk
Your spell failed!
It works on you instead!
You were crippled anyway...
*cripple kk
Your spell failed!
It works on you instead!
You were crippled anyway...
*Teneighty the sorcerer makes some magical gestures.
*Teneighty the sorcerer makes some magical gestures.
*Teneighty the sorcerer makes some magical gestures.
*Teneighty the sorcerer makes some magical gestures.
*You miss Teneighty the sorcerer.
Teneighty the sorcerer hits you (70/111).
*uncripple
Your spell worked!
You have suddenly and magically regained your ability to walk!
*Teneighty the sorcerer grumbles.
*You miss Teneighty the sorcerer.
Teneighty the sorcerer misses you.
*Teneighty the sorcerer grins.
*Teneighty the sorcerer looks at you.
*You miss Teneighty the sorcerer.
Teneighty the sorcerer misses you.
*Teneighty the sorcerer makes some magical gestures.
*You hit Teneighty the sorcerer (1-4).
Teneighty the sorcerer looks superficially injured.
Teneighty the sorcerer hits you (53/111).
*You miss Teneighty the sorcerer.
Teneighty the sorcerer hits you (43/111).
*o.k kk f wp
You can't just leave in the middle of a fight! You have to flee!
*You're using the dagger0 anyway...
*Teneighty the sorcerer makes some magical gestures.
*Teneighty the sorcerer makes some magical gestures.
You have suddenly and magically gone blind!
*Someone has tried to steal your coracle...
*Someone has stolen the coracle from you!
*You miss someone.
Someone misses you.
You miss someone.
You miss someone.
You hit someone (15-19).
You hit someone (15-19).
*dri vial3
I don't know to what "vial3" you're referring.
*You miss someone.
Someone hits you (38/111).
*unblind
Your spell worked!
You have suddenly and magically regained your sight!
*You miss Teneighty the sorcerer.
Teneighty the sorcerer misses you.
*Teneighty the sorcerer looks at you.
*"oooh
*You hit Teneighty the sorcerer (15-19).
Teneighty the sorcerer looks critically injured.
Teneighty the sorcerer misses you.
*Teneighty the sorcerer has removed the cardboard box0 from the coracle.
*Teneighty the sorcerer has eaten a wafer9.
*You miss Teneighty the sorcerer.
Teneighty the sorcerer misses you.
*You miss Teneighty the sorcerer.
Teneighty the sorcerer hits you (21/111).
*You miss Teneighty the sorcerer.
Teneighty the sorcerer hits you (16/111).
*fl o.rs
*(-388 = 16,709).
Tapestry0 dropped.
Ring1 dropped.
Scarab dropped.
Dagger0 dropped.
You have fled by going out.
Goblin lair.
The door is open. 
*Your spell works!
Caved-in grave.
The power of the magic has put you to sleep!
*You have just been woken up!
Your stamina is 21.
Teneighty the sorcerer tells you "hehe".
*re jammy steal
*zz
ZZZzzz...
*You have just been woken up!
Your stamina is 22.
Teneighty the sorcerer tells you "not at all.".
*zz
ZZZzzz...
*You dream of a moonlit citadel. A blue apparition strolls toward you and
gasps "quinucia". As you look on, everything takes on the shape of a
kumquat, leaving you feeling arcanely like fingering a paper doily.
*say "quinucia"
You wake up!
Your stamina is 28.
A pleasant warmness courses through your veins...
You feel better already.
Your stamina is 38.
*qw
Teneighty the sorcerer
Turin the sorcerer
Shuttle the sorcerer
*zz
ZZZzzz...
*You have just woken up!
Your stamina is 45.
You have been magically summoned by Teneighty the sorcerer!
Strongroom.
A mysterious, blood-red ruby lies at your feet. The door is locked shut. 
Teneighty the sorcerer is here wearing a cape and a ring6, and carrying a
baton, a firestone0, a bag0, a key2, a coracle, a ring1 and a knife0.
*Teneighty the sorcerer rushes towards you waving the knife0.
*Teneighty the sorcerer misses you.
You hit Teneighty the sorcerer (1-4).
Teneighty the sorcerer looks superficially injured.
*Teneighty the sorcerer hits you (27/111).
You hit Teneighty the sorcerer (1-4).
Teneighty the sorcerer looks to have minor injuries.
You hit Teneighty the sorcerer (10-14).
Teneighty the sorcerer looks to have minor injuries.
*Teneighty the sorcerer hits you (24/111).
You miss Teneighty the sorcerer.
You hit Teneighty the sorcerer (5-9).
Teneighty the sorcerer looks covered in wounds.
You miss Teneighty the sorcerer.
You hit Teneighty the sorcerer (10-14).
Teneighty the sorcerer looks seriously injured.
You hit Teneighty the sorcerer (15-19).
Teneighty the sorcerer looks critically injured.
You hit Teneighty the sorcerer (5-9).
Teneighty the sorcerer looks critically injured.
You hit Teneighty the sorcerer (5-9).
Teneighty the sorcerer looks close to death.
You hit Teneighty the sorcerer (10-14).
Teneighty the sorcerer looks close to death.
*Teneighty the sorcerer has removed the cardboard box0 from the coracle.
*Teneighty the sorcerer misses you.
You hit Teneighty the sorcerer (15-19).
You have killed Teneighty the sorcerer.
(+4,049 = 20,758).
An open, sturdy cardboard box stands here. 
An elven-crafted platinum and sapphire ring glistens before you! 
A sailable coracle, large enough for one, has been left here. 
A rusty key can be seen here. 
A musty old carpet bag is here, opened. 
A beautiful, iridescent firestone (firestone0) glows nearby. 
Strewn before you is a gothic-looking, oppressively black cape. 
A well-worn gold ring lies over to one side. 
A conductor's baton lies on the floor. 
A sharp knife glints in the light. 
Teneighty the sorcerer has copped his clogs.
In the distance, you hear a bell toll.
*ga
Ruby0 taken.
Cardboard box0 taken.
Ring1 taken.
Coracle taken.
Key2 taken.
Bag0 taken.
Firestone0 taken.
Cape taken.
Ring6 taken.
Baton taken.
Knife0 taken.
*Teneighty the protector tells you "lol".
*g vial3 f cc
Opened vial3 removed from coracle.
*dri vial3
The smooth, sweet-tasting potion glides down your throat...
(+10 = 20,768).
All your wounds disappear!
You feel at full magical strength.
*qw
Teneighty the protector
Turin the sorcerer
Shuttle the sorcerer
*re now THAT was funny
*qi
You are carrying the following:
        the knife0, the baton, the cape, the firestone0, the bag0, the key2,
the coracle, 2 finger rings, the cardboard box0, the ruby0 and the opened,
empty vial3.
        The cardboard box0 contains:
                3 wafers.
        The coracle contains:
                the piece of paper, the key1, 5 opened vials, the cowl, the
hedgehog, the scarab and the chart.
                The opened vial7 contains:
                        a potion7.
                The opened vial6 contains:
                        a potion6.
                The opened vial5 contains:
                        a potion5.
                The opened vial4 contains:
                        a potion4.
                The opened vial2 contains:
                        a potion2.
*Teneighty the protector tells you "you got a free hit every single
time i typed it.".
*wear t
It looks rather nice.
You are enveloped by the thick folds of the cape!
It's not a perfect fit, but it's still rather swanky!
*re ha ha ha ha ha
*Teneighty the protector tells you "hahaha, you suck :)".
*re yeah
*l
Strongroom.
By the sheer thickness of the walls by the door, you can tell that this room
was not meant to be entered by the wrong people. It has metal crossbars to
prevent external force except of the most formidable kind from breaking in.
All around are support beams, and the room is hewn into solid granite rock.
The only entrance is by the strong door to the east. Bloodstains on the
walls indicate that the room was not constructed entirely for the purpose of
keeping valuables safe... The door is locked shut. 
*op door
The key2 grates in the lock...
The door creaks slowly open.
*o
Narrow passage.
The door is open. 
*o
Narrow passage.
*zw
Under well.
*Teneighty the protector tells you "i cant believe what a muppet i was.".
*re what were you spamming?
*Teneighty the protector tells you "i could even have had time to eat my wfs
i just typed really slowly.".
*Teneighty the protector tells you "i was on 1 stam for ages.".
*Teneighty the protector tells you "k shuttle".

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