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15-01-04

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Apeomancer's antics are well known. What can we say about Crowley? Guess he's got a way with the birds!

*** Note: Do not attempt this at home. Crowley is a trained stunt persona, and we can take no responsibility for any loss or injury caused if you do.

OK, Crowley the necromancess grins.
*wh ii
1 in the place known as "ladder shaft".
*qi
You are carrying the following:
        the cardboard box0, the sceptre, the firestone1 and 2 finger rings.
        The cardboard box0 contains:
                the violin, the mortar, the bow and 2 keys.
                The mortar contains:
                        powdered dragonblood.
*wear t
It looks rather nice.
It looks rather nice.
*chance
Your spell worked!
1 to 50 down, 51 to 100 up.
The lucky number is 53!
Your magic goes up to 84 out of 100.
*gr
OK, Crowley the necromancess grins.
*blind maiden
Your spell worked!
The maiden has gone blind!
*The maiden makes some magical gestures.
*blind maiden
Your spell failed!
It works on you instead!
You have suddenly and magically gone blind!
*blind maiden
Your spell failed!
It works on you instead!
You were blind anyway...
*blind maiden
Your spell worked!
The maiden has gone blind!
*unblind
Your spell worked!
You have suddenly and magically regained your sight!
*k mo
You attack the maiden.
*You hit the maiden (5-9).
The maiden looks fit.
The maiden misses you.
The maiden makes some magical gestures.
*use sce
You are now using the sceptre to fight!
*The maiden makes some magical gestures.
*You miss the maiden.
The maiden misses you.
*You miss the maiden.
The maiden misses you.
The maiden makes some magical gestures.
*blind maiden
Your spell worked!
The maiden has gone blind!
*The maiden makes some magical gestures.
*The maiden makes some magical gestures.
From out of nowhere, a large crow appears!
From out of nowhere, a big, black crow appears!
From out of nowhere, a huge, black crow appears!
*blind maiden
Your spell failed!
It works on you instead!
You have suddenly and magically gone blind!
*blind maiden
Your spell failed!
It works on you instead!
You were blind anyway...
*blind maiden
Your spell worked!
The maiden has gone blind!
*Something is about to attack you.
*unblind
Your spell worked!
You have suddenly and magically regained your sight!
*The crow1 hits you (95/100).
You miss the crow1.
The crow0 is approaching you furiously.
You hit the maiden (15-19).
The maiden looks to have minor injuries.
The maiden misses you.
The maiden makes some magical gestures.
*qs
Crowley the necromancess
eff str 89      eff dex 93      sta 95/100      mag 16  pts 35,638      gam
41
*The crow0 hits you (93/100).
You miss the crow0.
The crow1 hits you (92/100).
You miss the crow1.
The crow2 is approaching you menacingly...
The maiden makes some magical gestures.
*The crow2 misses you.
You miss the crow2.
*The maiden makes some magical gestures.
*The crow2 misses you.
You miss the crow2.
The crow1 hits you (88/100).
You miss the crow1.
You hit the maiden (1-4).
The maiden looks covered in wounds.
The maiden misses you.
The maiden makes some magical gestures.
*The crow0 misses you.
You miss the crow0.
The crow1 hits you (85/100).
You miss the crow1.
*The crow1 hits you (83/100).
You miss the crow1.
The maiden makes some magical gestures.
*The crow2 misses you.
You hit the crow2 (10-14).
The crow2 looks seriously injured.
You hit the maiden (15-19).
The maiden looks seriously injured.
The maiden hits you (74/100).
The maiden makes some magical gestures.
From out of nowhere, a jet-black crow appears!
*The crow3 is moving towards you purposefully...
The crow2 hits you (73/100).
You miss the crow2.
You miss the maiden.
The maiden hits you (72/100).
*The crow3 misses you.
You hit the crow3 (5-9).
The crow3 looks to have minor injuries.
The crow0 hits you (66/100).
You miss the crow0.
The crow1 misses you.
You miss the crow1.
*\baubroug
*The crow0 misses you.
You hit the crow0 (15-19).
The crow0 looks critically injured.
The crow1 misses you.
You hit the crow1 (1-4).
The crow1 looks superficially injured.
*The crow2 hits you (61/100).
You hit the crow2 (10-14).
You have killed the crow2.
(+28 = 35,666).
The crow2 has just passed on.
The crow0 misses you.
You hit the crow0 (10-14).
You have killed the crow0.
(+28 = 35,694).
The crow0 has just passed on.
*ql
Top floor of keep.
Following your movements closely is a jet-black crow (crow3). Stood grimly
on the floor is a big, black crow (crow1). A beautiful, dark-haired maiden
stands here, very much afraid. 
*The crow3 hits you (60/100).
You hit the crow3 (10-14).
You have killed the crow3.
(+28 = 35,722).
The crow3 has just passed on.
*ql
Top floor of keep.
Stood grimly on the floor is a big, black crow (crow1). A beautiful,
dark-haired maiden stands here, very much afraid. 
*The crow1 misses you.
You hit the crow1 (15-19).
You have killed the crow1.
(+28 = 35,750).
The crow1 has just passed on.
You miss the maiden.
The maiden misses you.
The maiden makes some magical gestures.
From out of nowhere, a large crow appears!
*The crow4 is advancing towards you menacingly...
You miss the maiden.
The maiden hits you (47/100).
*ql maiden
The maiden looks seriously injured.
*The crow4 misses you.
You hit the crow4 (5-9).
The crow4 looks to have minor injuries.
*qi
You are wearing the following:
        2 finger rings.
You are carrying the following:
        the sceptre, the firestone1 and the cardboard box0.
        The cardboard box0 contains:
                the violin, the mortar, the bow and 2 keys.
                The mortar contains:
                        powdered dragonblood.
*You miss the maiden.
The maiden hits you (40/100).
*qi
You are wearing the following:
        2 finger rings.
You are carrying the following:
        the sceptre, the firestone1 and the cardboard box0.
        The cardboard box0 contains:
                the violin, the mortar, the bow and 2 keys.
                The mortar contains:
                        powdered dragonblood.
*x
southwest:      Fourth floor of keep.
down:           Fourth floor of keep.
out:            Fourth floor of keep.
swampward:      Fourth floor of keep.
*You miss the maiden.
The maiden hits you (27/100).
The maiden makes some magical gestures.
From out of nowhere, a fierce-looking crow appears!
From out of nowhere, a large crow appears!
From out of nowhere, a large, black crow appears!
*l over
Your view over is blocked.
*The crow6 is glaring at you purposefully...
The crow4 hits you (23/100).
You miss the crow4.
*The crow6 hits you (18/100).
You hit the crow6 (15-19).
The crow6 looks critically injured.
The crow6 has fled by going southwest.
You can fight it no longer.
(+1 = 35,751).
Swaying considerably, the crow6 has flown off.
The crow4 hits you (14/100).
You hit the crow4 (15-19).
You have killed the crow4.
(+28 = 35,779).
The crow4 has just passed on.
*f j.g all.rs
You cannot go over from here.
(-803 = 34,976).
Ring3 dropped.
Ring4 dropped.
Cardboard box0 dropped.
Sceptre dropped.
Firestone1 dropped.
You have fled by trying to go over.
*The crow5 flaps around causing a tremendous fuss, resisting all attempts to
be grabbed.
The crow7 flaps around causing a tremendous fuss, resisting all attempts to
be grabbed.
Ring3 taken.
Ring4 taken.
Cardboard box0 taken.
Sceptre taken.
Firestone1 taken.
*Your spell works!
Diamond room.


...

Hmn. Let's try that again, with better kit, but the same level of incompetence.

...

*rs
Your spell works!
Diamond room.
A conductor's baton lies on the floor. A piece of paper litters the floor. A
red and white toadstool has been dropped here. The strange door is locked
shut. 
You nearly fell asleep, but were magically kept awake!
*g ptr
Baton taken.
*wave ptr
Baton dropped.
You feel a sudden, painful electric shock from the baton, which makes it
fall from your hand. Moments later, everything goes black, and you feel like
your stomach has been sucked out. An instant afterwards, your surroundings
swirl about you, and you rematerialise...
Top floor of keep.
A violin bow has been put here. A beautiful maiden looks worriedly towards
you with penetrating, dark eyes. 
* pgr
I don't know the word "pgr".
*The maiden is staring at you ominously...
*g ptr
Bow taken.
*The maiden hits you (92/100).
You miss the maiden.
*dr ptr f bag
I don't know to what "bag" you're referring.
*g bag f cc
Bag0 removed from coracle.
*Squiffyii the guest tells you "hows it going?".
*use bs
You're not strong enough to wield a broadsword.
*The maiden misses you.
You miss the maiden.
*dr cc
Coracle dropped.
*dr ptr f bag
Bow inserted in bag0.
*l cc
You see a coracle.
The coracle looks to have some damage.
The coracle contains:
        the cowl.
*The maiden misses you.
You miss the maiden.
The maiden makes some magical gestures.
From out of nowhere, a large crow appears!
*re it goes!
*qi
You are wearing the following:
        the cape, 3 finger rings and the nightcap.
You are carrying the following:
        the gargoyle0, the broadsword, the scarab, the firestone1 and the
bag0.
        The bag0 contains:
                2 opened vials, the mortar, the violin, 2 keys, the bow and
6 wafers.
                The mortar contains:
                        powdered dragonblood.
                The opened vial3 contains:
                        a potion3.
                The opened vial0 contains:
                        a potion0.
*sc
name:           Crowley
sex:            female
strength:       100     effective strength:     50
dexterity:      100     effective dexterity:    58
stamina:        95      max:    100
magic:          100
score:  34,976 points   this game:      -476 points     value:  7,070 points
level:  8       necromancess
weight carried: 77kg 32g        max:    100kg
objects carried:        10      max:    12
games played:   41
fighting:       the maiden
glowing
current site:   the place known as "diamond room".
No. of Tasks completed: 6 - #0 #1 #3 #5 #6 #7
Time left until survival bonus: 4m 20s
*The crow9 is advancing towards you hatefully.
The maiden misses you.
You miss the maiden.
*use bs
You're not strong enough to wield a broadsword.
*ql
Top floor of keep.
Flying provocatively close to you is a large crow (crow9). A sailable
coracle, large enough for one, has been left here. The coracle contains a
cowl. A beautiful, dark-haired maiden stands here, very much afraid. 
*The crow9 hits you (91/100).
You miss the crow9.
*dr gg
Gargoyle0 dropped.
*use bs
You are now using the broadsword to fight!
*str.deft.sta
Your spell worked!
You emit a bright blue flash of light.
You have suddenly and magically become stronger!
*The crow9 hits you (86/100).
You miss the crow9.
The maiden hits you (78/100).
You miss the maiden.
The maiden makes some magical gestures.
From out of nowhere, a large, black crow appears!
*Your spell worked!
You emit a bright green flash of light.
You have suddenly and magically become more adroit!
*Your spell worked!
You emit a bright magenta flash of light.
You have suddenly and magically become fitter!
*qw
Crowley the necromancess
Squiffyii the guest
*The crow10 is rushing at you aggressively.
The crow9 hits you (78/100).
You hit the crow9 (10-14).
The crow9 looks seriously injured.
The maiden hits you (73/100).
You miss the maiden.
*blind maidne
I don't know the word "maidne".
*The crow10 misses you.
You hit the crow10 (1-4).
The crow10 looks superficially injured.
*blind maiden
Your spell failed!
It works on you instead!
You have suddenly and magically gone blind!
*blind maiden
Your spell failed!
It works on you instead!
You were blind anyway...
*blind maiden
Your spell failed!
It works on you instead!
You were blind anyway...
*blind maiden
Your spell failed!
It works on you instead!
You were blind anyway...
*blind maiden
Your spell worked!
The maiden has gone blind!
*qs
Crowley the necromancess
eff str 93      eff dex 34      sta 75/100      mag 50  pts 34,976      gam
41
*Something hits you (72/100).
You miss something.
Something hits you (67/100).
You hit something (10-14).
You have killed the crow9.
(+28 = 35,004).
*qs
Crowley the necromancess
eff str 93      eff dex 34      sta 67/100      mag 50  pts 35,004      gam
41
*Someone hits you (52/100).
You miss someone.
*unblind
Your spell worked!
You have suddenly and magically regained your sight!
*ql
Top floor of keep.
Following your movements closely is a large, black crow (crow10). A highly
ugly stone gargoyle lies by your feet. A sailable coracle, large enough for
one, has been left here. The coracle contains a cowl. A beautiful, yet
terrified, dark-eyed maiden stands here. 
*The crow10 hits you (48/100).
You hit the crow10 (5-9).
The crow10 looks to have minor injuries.
The maiden makes some magical gestures.
From out of nowhere, a jet-black crow appears!
*gr
OK, Crowley the necromancess grins.
*qi
You are wearing the following:
        the cape, 3 finger rings and the nightcap.
You are carrying the following:
        the broadsword, the scarab, the firestone1 and the bag0.
        The bag0 contains:
                2 opened vials, the mortar, the violin, 2 keys, the bow and
6 wafers.
                The mortar contains:
                        powdered dragonblood.
                The opened vial3 contains:
                        a potion3.
                The opened vial0 contains:
                        a potion0.
*The crow11 is approaching you venomously.
The maiden hits you (44/100).
You hit the maiden (1-4).
The maiden looks fit.
The maiden makes some magical gestures.
From out of nowhere, a jet-black crow appears!
*Squiffyii the guest tells you "mines arguing over starting, but im sure its
nothing a blue pill cant sort...".
*The crow11 misses you.
You hit the crow11 (5-9).
The crow11 looks to have minor injuries.
*The crow12 is advancing towards you hatefully.
The crow10 misses you.
You miss the crow10.
*blind maiden
Your spell worked!
The maiden has gone blind!
*The crow12 hits you (45/100).
You miss the crow12.
The crow11 hits you (43/100).
You miss the crow11.
The crow10 hits you (38/100).
You hit the crow10 (20-29).
You have killed the crow10.
(+28 = 35,032).
The crow10 has just passed on.
The maiden misses you.
You hit the maiden (5-9).
The maiden looks superficially injured.
The maiden makes some magical gestures.
*The maiden hits you (33/100).
You miss the maiden.
The maiden makes some magical gestures.
The maiden emits a dark blue flash of light.
*blind maiden
Your spell failed!
It works on you instead!
You have suddenly and magically gone blind!
*Something hits you (33/100).
You miss something.
Someone hits you (27/100).
You miss someone.
*ql wp
You can't see a thing, you're blind.
*unblind
Your spell worked!
You have suddenly and magically regained your sight!
*qs
Crowley the necromancess
eff str 92      eff dex 90      sta 27/100      mag 36  pts 35,032      gam
41
*The crow14 is looking at you hatefully.
*eat a wf
MMMmmm..! It tasted delicious!
(+1 = 35,033).
You feel better already.
Your stamina is 58.
*ql wo
I don't know the word "wo".
*The crow14 hits you (57/100).
You hit the crow14 (10-14).
The crow14 looks seriously injured.
The crow12 hits you (54/100).
You hit the crow12 (5-9).
The crow12 looks superficially injured.
The crow11 hits you (51/100).
You miss the crow11.
*ql wp
The broadsword looks to be in good condition.
*The crow14 hits you (48/100).
You miss the crow14.
The crow13 is snarling at you ominously...
The crow12 misses you.
You miss the crow12.
The maiden hits you (34/100).
You miss the maiden.
*blind maiden
Your spell worked!
The maiden has gone blind!
*The crow13 misses you.
You hit the crow13 (5-9).
The crow13 looks superficially injured.
The crow14 misses you.
You hit the crow14 (10-14).
You have killed the crow14.
(+28 = 35,061).
The crow14 has just passed on.
The maiden hits you (23/100).
You hit the maiden (10-14).
The maiden looks to have minor injuries.
The maiden makes some magical gestures.
*eat a wf
MMMmmm..! It tasted delicious!
(+0 = 35,061).
You feel better already.
Your stamina is 33.
*The crow12 hits you (32/100).
You hit the crow12 (10-14).
The crow12 looks critically injured.
The maiden misses you.
You miss the maiden.
The maiden makes some magical gestures.
From out of nowhere, a large crow appears!
*blind maiden
Your spell worked!
The maiden has gone blind!
*The crow12 hits you (30/100).
You miss the crow12.
The crow11 hits you (25/100).
You hit the crow11 (1-4).
The crow11 looks covered in wounds.
The maiden hits you (11/100).
You hit the maiden (15-19).
The maiden looks covered in wounds.
The maiden makes some magical gestures.
*eat a wf
MMMmmm..! It tasted delicious!
(+2 = 35,063).
You feel better already.
Your stamina is 51.
*The crow13 hits you (45/100).
You hit the crow13 (20-29).
You have killed the crow13.
(+28 = 35,091).
The crow13 has just passed on.
The crow12 misses you.
You miss the crow12.
The crow11 hits you (44/100).
You miss the crow11.
The maiden makes some magical gestures.
*qi
You are wearing the following:
        the cape, 3 finger rings and the nightcap.
You are carrying the following:
        the broadsword, the scarab, the firestone1 and the bag0.
        The bag0 contains:
                2 opened vials, the mortar, the violin, 2 keys, the bow and
3 wafers.
                The mortar contains:
                        powdered dragonblood.
                The opened vial3 contains:
                        a potion3.
                The opened vial0 contains:
                        a potion0.
*drink vial
The crow15 is approaching you threateningly.
The maiden hits you (32/100).
You hit the maiden (1-4).
The maiden looks seriously injured.
The maiden makes some magical gestures.
*The smooth, sweet-tasting potion glides down your throat...
(+10 = 35,101).
You have suddenly and magically become invisible!
The smooth, sweet-tasting potion glides down your throat...
(+10 = 35,111).
You feel better already.
Your stamina is 82.
(*)The crow15 misses you.
You miss the crow15.
The crow12 hits you (80/100).
You hit the crow12 (5-9).
You have killed the crow12.
(+28 = 35,139).
The crow12 has just passed on.
(*)ql
Top floor of keep.
Stood grimly on the floor is a large crow (crow15). Hovering in front of you
is a jet-black crow (crow11). A highly ugly stone gargoyle lies by your
feet. A sailable coracle, large enough for one, has been left here. The
coracle contains a cowl. A beautiful, yet terrified, dark-eyed maiden stands
here. 
(*)The maiden makes some magical gestures.
From out of nowhere, a big, black crow appears!
From out of nowhere, a large crow appears!
From out of nowhere, a big, black crow appears!
(*)The crow17 is about to attack you.
The crow11 hits you (80/100).
You hit the crow11 (1-4).
The crow11 looks seriously injured.
(*)blind maiden
Your spell failed!
It works on you instead!
You have suddenly and magically gone blind!
(*)blind maiden
Your spell worked!
The maiden has gone blind!
(*)Something hits you (79/100).
You miss something.
Something is about to attack you.
Something hits you (74/100).
You hit something (1-4).
Someone misses you.
You hit someone (5-9).
(*)qs
(Crowley the necromancess)
eff str 94      eff dex 34      sta 75/100      mag 26  pts 35,139      gam
41
(*)unblind
Your spell worked!
You have suddenly and magically regained your sight!
(*)ql
The crow16 misses you.
You miss the crow16.
The crow18 is about to attack you.
The crow11 hits you (74/100).
You miss the crow11.
The maiden makes some magical gestures.
From out of nowhere, a large crow appears!
(*)Top floor of keep.
Fluttering around is a large crow (crow19). Flying provocatively close to
you is a big, black crow (crow18). Flying provocatively close to you is a
large crow (crow17). Following your movements closely is a big, black crow
(crow16). Stood grimly on the floor is a large crow (crow15). Hovering in
front of you is a jet-black crow (crow11). A highly ugly stone gargoyle lies
by your feet. A sailable coracle, large enough for one, has been left here.
The coracle contains a cowl. A beautiful, yet terrified, dark-eyed maiden
stands here. 
(*)The crow18 hits you (72/100).
You hit the crow18 (10-14).
The crow18 looks seriously injured.
The crow11 misses you.
You miss the crow11.
The maiden misses you.
You miss the maiden.
(*)ql maiden
The maiden looks critically injured.
(*)qi
You are wearing the following:
        the cape, 3 finger rings and the nightcap.
You are carrying the following:
        the broadsword, the scarab, the firestone1 and the bag0.
        The bag0 contains:
                2 opened, empty vials, the mortar, the violin, 2 keys, the
bow and 3 wafers.
                The mortar contains:
                        powdered dragonblood.
(*)The crow16 misses you.
You hit the crow16 (5-9).
The crow16 looks superficially injured.
The crow17 hits you (68/100).
You hit the crow17 (5-9).
The crow17 looks covered in wounds.
The crow15 misses you.
You hit the crow15 (15-19).
You have killed the crow15.
(+28 = 35,167).
The crow15 has just passed on.
(*)qi
You are wearing the following:
        the cape, 3 finger rings and the nightcap.
You are carrying the following:
        the broadsword, the scarab, the firestone1 and the bag0.
        The bag0 contains:
                2 opened, empty vials, the mortar, the violin, 2 keys, the
bow and 3 wafers.
                The mortar contains:
                        powdered dragonblood.
(*)The crow19 is about to attack you.
The crow18 hits you (67/100).
You miss the crow18.
The crow16 hits you (65/100).
You miss the crow16.
The crow11 misses you.
You miss the crow11.
The maiden misses you.
You hit the maiden (5-9).
The maiden looks critically injured.
The maiden offers to withdraw from your fight if you do likewise.
The maiden makes some magical gestures.
From out of nowhere, a large, black crow appears!
(*)The crow20 is about to attack you.
The crow19 misses you.
You hit the crow19 (15-19).
The crow19 looks close to death.
The crow19 has fled by going southwest.
You can fight it no longer.
(+1 = 35,168).
Fluttering wildly, the crow19 has flown off.
The crow18 misses you.
You miss the crow18.
The crow16 misses you.
You hit the crow16 (1-4).
The crow16 looks to have minor injuries.
(*)The crow20 misses you.
You hit the crow20 (10-14).
The crow20 looks covered in wounds.
The crow18 misses you.
You miss the crow18.
The crow17 misses you.
You hit the crow17 (5-9).
The crow17 looks close to death.
The crow17 has fled by going southwest.
You can fight it no longer.
(+1 = 35,169).
Fluttering wildly, the crow17 has flown off.
The crow11 hits you (63/100).
You hit the crow11 (10-14).
You have killed the crow11.
(+28 = 35,197).
The crow11 has just passed on.
(*)The crow16 hits you (60/100).
You hit the crow16 (10-14).
The crow16 looks close to death.
The crow16 has fled by going southwest.
You can fight it no longer.
The crow16 has flown off.
The maiden hits you (51/100).
You miss the maiden.
(*)The crow20 misses you.
You hit the crow20 (5-9).
The crow20 looks critically injured.
The crow20 has fled by going southwest.
You can fight it no longer.
(+1 = 35,198).
Swaying considerably, the crow20 has flown off.
The crow18 hits you (47/100).
You miss the crow18.
The maiden hits you (35/100).
You hit the maiden (15-19).
You have killed the maiden.
(+208 = 35,406).
The maiden has just passed on.
(*)The crow18 hits you (33/100).
You hit the crow18 (10-14).
You have killed the crow18.
(+28 = 35,434).
The crow18 has just passed on.
(*)OK, Crowley the necromancess grins.

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